{"product_id":"funny-bar-top-cutting-board","title":"Funny Bar Top Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Bar Top Cutting Board | Handmade Hardwood Serving Board | \"This Alcohol Tastes Like I'm Not Going to Work Tomorrow\" Add a little humor to your home bar with this handcrafted hardwood bar top cutting board featuring the engraved phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"This Alcohol Tastes Like I'm Not Going to Work Tomorrow.\" Made from a beautiful combination of premium hardwoods with eye-catching contrasting wood strips, this board is perfect for serving cheeses, charcuterie, cocktails, or as a decorative conversation piece for your bar or kitchen. Whether you're shopping for a whiskey lover, beer enthusiast, bartender, or looking for the perfect housewarming gift, this handmade board is sure to get a laugh. Features Handmade from premium hardwoods Precision laser engraved humorous design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate dimensions: 8½ inches long 4 inches wide 5\/8 inch thick Smooth sanded edges with a durable food-safe finish Perfect for serving small snacks, garnishes, cheese, fruit, or charcuterie Makes a great gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, housewarmings, weddings, or anyone who enjoys a good drink Please Note Each board is handcrafted from natural hardwood. Grain patterns and wood color will vary, making every board one of a kind. Care Instructions Hand wash only. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher. Occasionally apply food-grade mineral oil or cutting board conditioner to maintain the wood's natural beauty.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MKCreations423Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52004982882621,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/1139\/0781\/files\/8b34bd60-il_fullxfull.8237954466_tosc.jpg?v=1784501407","url":"https:\/\/mkcreations423store.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-bar-top-cutting-board","provider":"MKCreations423Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}